Absurdist Aficionados Pillows

"I don't know how to say this but I've found someone else."

"Good" "Bad" "Work on it" "Keep working - maybe it's not as bad as you think it is" "Put it to a committee" "Give up" "Make it worse" "Make it better" "Still a bad idea" "Overthink it" "Throw yourself into a pit of wild badgers" "Throw it away" "Call it done" "Sigh."

Tourists and their Pets.

Glance Exchange

"Day 4,261... I don’t know how much longer I can survive. Still no signs of civilization. Food is scarce and I fear the wound on my ankle is infected. Still, all this pales in comparison to the horror of having to be anywhere at any particular time."

"Where is everyone?" "You had 'everyone' killed." "Stalin family reunion"

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

'Can I call you back, Frank? A giant maggot is eating my desk, people are shooting at me and my hair is on fire.'

Admit it. We have a drinking problem.

"...I don't believe in the past or the future. I don't even believe in right now. Everyone remembers the past differently. Everyone imagines the future differently. Everyone even disagrees about what's happening right now. So who's to say tomorrow what you and I did tonight?"

Fred's new phone plan included unlimited Dada.

"Who's next?"

"Valet park only"

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

One way only.

Ship upsidedown in a bottle has rescue boat in bottle next to it.

"It's my helper trout!"

"Remember that time I let you steer the boat and we crashed and had to swim here to die? Remember?"

It was a pretty vicious attack. He's lost a lot of candy.

"It's a narrative I didn't intend."

'Hey! You're not for real, are you man?'

Breakfast surreal.

"I like fountains very much!"

Fish swimming in a pint of beer.

". . . so a duck walks into a . . ."

'You need some stress.'

"Bad dog!"

Man guarding a written border.

"Well, by that logic no one would ever shave a clock onto a monkey."

A castaway on an island with an old TV that's washed ashore, sees two men in an approaching boat marked, 'TV Licensing'.

"Has it occurred to you one of us might be a mirage?"

"Well, I finally saw a shrink today."