Absurdism Pillows

"He is a service dog – he's my accountant."

'Now just learn to whistle and I'll be rich!'

A woman dips her feet into a pond.

Executioner forgetting his glasses.

Post Post

"Now that's what I'M talkin' 'bout!"

"Nihilistic customer service"

"Why Hello!"

'I predict that the next big trend will be spontaneous non-existence.'

Things-could-be-worse-go-round

Grudgeworthy

'Hi! You must be an absurdist - or are you just absurd?'

An astronaut sees a scarecrow on an asteroid as he passes by.

Crab with a clown face.

"Where is everyone?" "You had 'everyone' killed." "Stalin family reunion"

"No animals were harmed during this performance!"

"If you are a Pulitzer-prize winner, press 1. All others, please press 2."

"Weird day"

"Remember that ultimately we must answer to Chairs."

"If nothing else needs welding, Paula, I'm going to lunch."

'Germaine, what did you do with my desk?'

Tourists and their Pets.

Glance Exchange

Barcode Dreams

"Day 4,261... I don’t know how much longer I can survive. Still no signs of civilization. Food is scarce and I fear the wound on my ankle is infected. Still, all this pales in comparison to the horror of having to be anywhere at any particular time."

Optimist

Zoo: No Hunting.

Admit it. We have a drinking problem.

"Still Undecided Political Blocs"

'After years of practicing in empty theaters, Horace's dream of becoming a soft-shoe dancer seemed as remote as ever.'

Nonsense Poem

Fred's new phone plan included unlimited Dada.

"Valet park only"

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

'I'll raise you, Lazarus...'