Absurd Comedy Fans Mugs

'I'm still pretty unwell, I'm not sure if I'll be in the office tomorrow.'

Pastry Hat

Murder in Apartment 6-K

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

Boomerang cow.

'I'm afraid I'll fall and no one will hear me.'

"What are you talking about? We don’t even have a toilet seat!"

"Aaaaugh! It's the Zombie Alpacalypse!"

Monster Clown

Franz Kafka

'Upon further review, the pig did not have control of the ball prior to being eaten...'

"The first thing we have to do is get you up there."

'Notice the nice safety feature...crash-proof bumpers!'

"Percy Shattock, Page Three Girls...1979 to 1986."

'If only you could do this with a cow once in a week, we'd save a lot of money for the food delivery service, Rupert!'

Nun fight at the OK Corral.

The International Airline Basketball Tournament

The Hypnotato,

"Sorry, Jeff. This just isn't working as I'd hoped."

"What do I remember about my mother? Well, for starters, she was delicious."

Magnet at scrapyard

"I'm used to embellished resumes, but claiming you can herd cats is a bit far fetched..."

Chick Billiard Ball

"I had them sharpened so I can eat cows."

"What wine goes best with vodka?"

One afternoon on mars.

"Well, he was a lousy captain, but he sure knows how to go out in style!"

Cow Pat Planning

The Old Man and the Noodle.

"Gregor, you idiot… leftover Applebee's in bed."

"I told you not to order the Zamboni."

"He wants to know if you can move your seat up."

New From Why? Books

"Sign here, initial here, rassle Zeke for the keys and you're all set."

Surreal war artist.