Abstract Matter Aficionados Prints

Artist Painting his Television.

'I pledge allegiance to the atom, and to the periodic table on which it stands, many particles indivisible, with orbitals and electrons for all.'

"An unfortunate museum gift shop." "Banksy activity set." "Jackson Pollock coloring book." "MC Escher building blocks." "Claes Oldenburg miniatures." "Marceau Marceau CDs." "Seurat's connect-the-dots aaAAAAA."

It's a call from Tate modern.

"Is it me, or is Jasper Johns a genius?" "Über-genius, Larry. Über!"

That midnight hour when fleeting memories come home to roost.

Mr. Empirical With "Antarctica""Small is hostile. Rage contributes to shift away from literality. I'm off to True Value Hardware for some more self-reference tools."

'Projectile painting.'

"You're welcome."

'No, Timmy, we are not supposed to connect them.'

Jackson Pollock: abstract; Picasso: cubism; Bobby: eight year old

Jackson Pollock Studio

'My interpretation is that it deals with the artist's utter frustration over the scarcity of remaining, reasonable equity values.'

"So, Sandra, what can you tell us about your lovely mood board?"

Surreal ale

Art Gallery.

The Cremaster Cycle

"Feel better, dear?"

"By 'genius' do they mean the artist or the marketing department?"

I think he knows something that we don't know about the uranium molecule.

Morning and Afternoon Paintings

"She said it has a blistering fervency that reminds her of a slide."

"It has great depth, realized with such a unique economy of paint application... yet, there remains a curious aura of drivel I can't dismiss."

"It's wonderful, darling. It really says Manhattan."

"Definitive." "Compelling." "Persuasive." "Upside down."

"I like it, honey ... it speaks to what a waste of time your MFA was."

"Wentworth, could I take another look at that reorganization plan?"

The neighbors were not sure what to think of the young Picasso's snowman

The Abstract, The Modernist, The Avant-Guard.

'There must be some way we can capitalize on that damn boson.'