Abstract Expressionism Aficionado Mugs

"I don't dare take him near the De Kooning exhibit!"

It's a call from Tate modern.

"Is it me, or is Jasper Johns a genius?" "Über-genius, Larry. Über!"

Mr. Empirical With "Antarctica""Small is hostile. Rage contributes to shift away from literality. I'm off to True Value Hardware for some more self-reference tools."

'No, Timmy, we are not supposed to connect them.'

Jackson Pollock: abstract; Picasso: cubism; Bobby: eight year old

Surreal ale

Art Gallery.

"Definitive." "Compelling." "Persuasive." "Upside down."

"It's wonderful, darling. It really says Manhattan."

"It has great depth, realized with such a unique economy of paint application... yet, there remains a curious aura of drivel I can't dismiss."

"She said it has a blistering fervency that reminds her of a slide."

Morning and Afternoon Paintings

"I like it, honey ... it speaks to what a waste of time your MFA was."

The neighbors were not sure what to think of the young Picasso's snowman

Natürlich verstehst du es nicht. Er ist ein Künstler für Künstler.

'Kafka! Kandinsky! Kokoschka!'

Clouds

'Don't know much about art but I know what I like.'

What do you think? I'm calling it Snow.

Who are you?

"He's left out the staples"

"If that were a Jasper Johns, dear, we could sell it for three million dollars."

Giacometti's less famous 'Man Walking Dog'

"He had the Guggenheim in mind, I think."

Metropolitan Art Center current exhibit: Father of the Finger-In-Your-Eye School of Modern Art.

'It's nice but will it be a hedge against inflation.'

"My two-year-old actually did paint that."

'I may not know much about art. But, I don't know what I like either.'