Abstract Enthusiasts Mugs

'He lives under the illusion that Charles Saatchi is going to barge in here someday and buy everything.'

“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”

bird interprets modern art

"You're welcome."

'Projectile painting.'

It's a call from Tate modern.

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

'No, Timmy, we are not supposed to connect them.'

Jackson Pollock: abstract; Picasso: cubism; Bobby: eight year old

'My interpretation is that it deals with the artist's utter frustration over the scarcity of remaining, reasonable equity values.'

"I'll give you $5 for that shirt."

Art Gallery.

Surreal ale

Jackson Pollock Signs A Rent Check

"It's wonderful, darling. It really says Manhattan."

Morning and Afternoon Paintings

"Definitive." "Compelling." "Persuasive." "Upside down."

'I agree, this artist will go far and he should start right now!'

"It has great depth, realized with such a unique economy of paint application... yet, there remains a curious aura of drivel I can't dismiss."

Jackson Pollock as a child

The neighbors were not sure what to think of the young Picasso's snowman

Prisoner still life painting.

Clouds

What do you think? I'm calling it Snow.

'Don't know much about art but I know what I like.'

"It's a great work!"

"I like it, Julian — it speaks to what a waste of time and money your MFA was."

"Here the artist opted for a more impressionistic approach, because drawing a tree is hard."

"An overload -- even this is beginning to look like Kitsch."