Abstract Art Fanatics Mugs

"I think what I was TRYING to say with this piece was that I wanted a new car. . ."

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."

'It's my homage to Picasso.' (Snowman is all mixed up with eyes and nose in odd places)

Instructional guide to scribbling

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

"An unfortunate museum gift shop." "Banksy activity set." "Jackson Pollock coloring book." "MC Escher building blocks." "Claes Oldenburg miniatures." "Marceau Marceau CDs." "Seurat's connect-the-dots aaAAAAA."

The Thought Process.

That midnight hour when fleeting memories come home to roost.

"Is it me, or is Jasper Johns a genius?" "Über-genius, Larry. Über!"

Mr. Empirical With "Antarctica""Small is hostile. Rage contributes to shift away from literality. I'm off to True Value Hardware for some more self-reference tools."

"You're welcome."

bird interprets modern art

"Idea?" "No. Just a light bulb."

Pastorius wonders why.

Wagging Dog

'Projectile painting.'

"I feel your pain."

It's a call from Tate modern.

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

Jackson Pollock Studio

"I just cleaned that glass! How can it already be covered in nose prints?!"

Picasso: The Early Years

"He gets easily abstracted."

"Baby Jackson Pollock"

Giant Monster in Bath

'My interpretation is that it deals with the artist's utter frustration over the scarcity of remaining, reasonable equity values.'

'Wow, talk about genius!'

"Picasso: Post cataract surgery."

The Cremaster Cycle

Surreal ale

'I'm going to add to the confusion. I'm going to sign my name upside-down.'