Abstract Art Fanatic Prints

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'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."

'It's my homage to Picasso.' (Snowman is all mixed up with eyes and nose in odd places)

Instructional guide to scribbling

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

"An unfortunate museum gift shop." "Banksy activity set." "Jackson Pollock coloring book." "MC Escher building blocks." "Claes Oldenburg miniatures." "Marceau Marceau CDs." "Seurat's connect-the-dots aaAAAAA."

The Thought Process.

Pastorius wonders why.

"Is it me, or is Jasper Johns a genius?" "Über-genius, Larry. Über!"

Mr. Empirical With "Antarctica""Small is hostile. Rage contributes to shift away from literality. I'm off to True Value Hardware for some more self-reference tools."

That midnight hour when fleeting memories come home to roost.

"You're welcome."

bird interprets modern art

It's a call from Tate modern.

"I feel your pain."

"Idea?" "No. Just a light bulb."

'Projectile painting.'

Wagging Dog

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

"I just cleaned that glass! How can it already be covered in nose prints?!"

Jackson Pollock Studio

Picasso: The Early Years

"He gets easily abstracted."

"Baby Jackson Pollock"

'My interpretation is that it deals with the artist's utter frustration over the scarcity of remaining, reasonable equity values.'

'Wow, talk about genius!'

"Picasso: Post cataract surgery."

The Cremaster Cycle

Surreal ale

Art Gallery.

'I'm going to add to the confusion. I'm going to sign my name upside-down.'