Absent-minded Thinker Prints

The Black Hole the National Observatory just discovered, where temporarily misplaced tools and parts go.

"Don Wood? I don't know any Don Wood!"

'The hardest thing is convincing the wife that when I'm staring out of the window I'm actually composing a tweet.'

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

"Honey, can you read through our list and let me know if I forgot anything?"

"I enjoy the one day of the school year...that I didn't forget to do my homework."

"How come I can't remember what I forget, but I always remember that I forgot something!"

"Hello?"

'Don't worry about this meeting. I got everything we need right up here.'

"I read an unforgettable book! Unfortunately, I don't remember the title and the author..."

'My mind was a million miles away today, but that wasn't far enough.'

"They need to come up with an app that will locate your glasses."

'Which arrow points to my office?'

"Are you going to move?"

"Now that you mention it, I think that I too may have a Master's in Education."

"Oh, that reminds me of this article I barely remember."

"I'm sorry I didn't find your wallet but I found six pairs of reading glasses!"

"This next one's a sad little number I call, 'I left my guitar on the F train.'"

"Phone, wallet, glasses... What am I forgetting?"

As the years passed, Grandpa became more absent minded...

Mary had forgotten about her recent online shopping purchase!

"And so it begins... Now where'd I put my dang glasses..."

The brain cell that was suppose to help me remember.

"I'm a speaker and I'm lost. Which one of these rooms has the conference/seminar/convention/wedding that I don't remember the name of?"

"You know that feeling when you walk into a room and can't remember why you're there..."

"Right now someone is saying 'Look, somebody threw out a perfectly good briefcase!"

"I've lost my keys, my wallet and my iPhone! Frankly, I think MINE is the lost generation!"

"I keep forgetting it's not Christmas,"

"Tonight? I thought it was tomorrow night."

'I forgot my keys!'

"Honey, did you see where I placed that book entitled:'How to improve your memory?"

"I forgot to pay the light bill. I swear, I would forget my head if it wasn't screwed on."

"Only once! That particular winter morning, it has snowed overnight and the sunrise was so spectacular I was speechless: I forgot to cock-a-doodle-do!"

"I sometimes think he's living on a different planet."