Absent-minded Tales Lover Prints

Captain Eddie's New Boat: 'First of all, Eddie, most people don't usually lose theah boats...'

"Honey, can you read through our list and let me know if I forgot anything?"

"I enjoy the one day of the school year...that I didn't forget to do my homework."

"How come I can't remember what I forget, but I always remember that I forgot something!"

Frontispiece to 'The Pickwick Papers'

"Noah, what do you think are the most dangerous animals you've brought abroad the ark?"

"Mmm... now WHERE did i leave my radio..?"

'Which arrow points to my office?'

"Now that you mention it, I think that I too may have a Master's in Education."

"This next one's a sad little number I call, 'I left my guitar on the F train.'"

'Maybe you should see an attorney if it was over somebody's head you broke the tablets.'

Signs grampa has run out of 'When I Was Your Age' stories.

"Phone, wallet, glasses... What am I forgetting?"

Mary had forgotten about her recent online shopping purchase!

"I'm a speaker and I'm lost. Which one of these rooms has the conference/seminar/convention/wedding that I don't remember the name of?"

Achilles often feared that his weakness would be discovered.

'I,m trying something new...giraffe manure!'

And Moses climbed the mountain, day and night, searching for some sort of sign from god when suddenly he saw it!

"You know that feeling when you walk into a room and can't remember why you're there..."

"In my day, we didn't ask for a raise, we demanded one!"

"I've lost my keys, my wallet and my iPhone! Frankly, I think MINE is the lost generation!"

"It was a time when men regularly performed great feats of valor but were rarely in touch with their feelings."

Eddie's Fables presents: "The Worm and the Caterpillar"

"Tonight? I thought it was tomorrow night."

"Honey, did you see where I placed that book entitled:'How to improve your memory?"

"Any idea where I left my reading glasses?"

"I sometimes think he's living on a different planet."

"Did you put out the fire before we left?"

"Only once! That particular winter morning, it has snowed overnight and the sunrise was so spectacular I was speechless: I forgot to cock-a-doodle-do!"

"I forgot to pay the light bill. I swear, I would forget my head if it wasn't screwed on."

'You're lucky your car's only being repossessed. Mine's possessed and I have to call an exorcist.'