A-league Aficionado Mugs

'Yes, Jenny, I know I'm always reminding the team to be good sports, but you really don't have to thank the ref after every call.'

'Did you want to bring on a sub'

Political Candidates' Playbook Signals from the sidelines

United Football Club: In, Out, VAR.

"But until I do transmute lead into gold, maybe I could interest you in some lovely lead jewelry."

The Great Lamington Drive of 1892 - Lamingtons are being herded like cattle across the plains by cowboys... or lamingtonboys.

'Well, Frobisher, it's taken a millennium, but thanks to our initial public stock offering, we've finally turned lead into gold.'

Surfing kangaroo #2 Ruck sack.

Vendor selling testosterone.

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."

"Are there any here today who feel this union is not in the best interests of baseball?"

"Think of me as the designated sitter."

I love Basketball.

kangaroos hopping around in a vat of grapes to make wine for Australian wine company.

'There are two types of alchemy - there's organic and there's inorganic.'

"Try letting the ball come to you."

"Awfully quiet... Must be a big game on!"

'When I was a kid, we had to do our own instant replays.'

"I don't know, it's just the whole Dark Ages thing. It's got me down."

"Easy on the fast balls, will you, kid?"

'He ordered those 'natural male enhancements',and now he watches football all the time!'

Snowman Football Fan.

Playing football with snowmen in goal.

Baseball.

"It was your father's idea - He can't bear to miss a second of the game."

'The Algenist meets the Alchemist.'

'The manager takes the pitcher out of the game'

'What are the chances? I mean, all 10 players simultaneously dive for a loose ball and conk heads?'

"Yin and Yankee fan"

"I cloned myself to take care of my Thanksgiving duties while I watch football in peace."