A+ Enthusiast Mugs

"I started a collection!"

Gracie can't sleep by counting sheep so she sleeps by counting A+ grades.

"For the girls—Kimberly, Caitlin, Lauren, Cindy, and Tracy. For the boys—Cameron, Christopher, Adam, Jeffrey, and Gregory."

Welcome to the Team

'No, Timmy, we are not supposed to connect them.'

Jackson Pollock: abstract; Picasso: cubism; Bobby: eight year old

"Yes, you were born into the era of passwords and user-names. . . why do you ask, Mycat_2014?"

'Why do they call him Neckline Ned.' - 'He's always plunging down the middle but never showing anything.'

Alice in Wonderland - Painting the Rose Tree.

'Let me guess - you lost a fight against a young challenger who has now replaced you as the company's alpha male!'

"But but ... if we remove all the additives there'll be nothing left!"

"Are you the one they call El Cóndor?"

"Damn Pope Gregory and his new calendar."

'Don't know much about art but I know what I like.'

Tom Cruise

Macho man body building club.

His real name is Jasper Underwood Farthington III...but we just call him 'Stinky'.

"Really? 'Yeller'? That's what you want to name him?"

'I know you can make this project go. That's why I call you 'The Magic Motor'.'

Books: Names That Will Make Your Child Hate You!

A Sculptor chiselling out 'The Invisible Man' from a block of stone.

1,001 names to Embarrass Your Child for Life.

Proof you've made it Loud Annoying The voices raised against you

"But is it..?"

'For the sake of convenience everybody just calls me Joe.'

That Pesky 'Why' Chromosome.

Giant 'NO' with a small man holding a 'Yes',

"One of you will be Kevin, one will be Kev and one will be K. You decide who."

"So that's Ireland."

'I'm too busy installing updates to figure out any practical application for them.'

"I'm very proud. Someone I've been stalking has been nominated for an Academy Award."

Margaret...Meatball