A Capella Admirer Prints

"There's only the four of us. I hope you like doo-wop."

Sir Joseph Porter, KCB, First Lord of the Admiralty HMS Pinafore

"Whose idea was it to start with the Hallelujah chorus?"

A violin spider and a saxaphone spider

The Harper Plays Cricket.

Tosca stabs Scarpia

The Problem with On-the-fly Christmas Caroling

"O.K., next time around let's ease up on the vibrato."

"I'm astounded that your dog is channeling Eubie Blake! Has he never heard of Elton John?"

Stabbing an opera singer to hit the high notes.

The Dog Choir

Chorister's Loose Teeth

Edvard Grieg.

Barber shop quartet

Nikolai Rimsky-Korsakov

"So. Are you a mime, a puppeteer, or a ventriloquist?"

"This next song is for all you a cappella lovers. No strings attached."

Johannes Brahms

"...And you will serve two years in a male voice choir as a baritone!"

The clown loses it at the circus and takes the 'fat lady' hostage with a cream pie 'I'm not clowning this time, back-off or the fat-lady gets it!'

'This is the 'I Fell Behind On My Credit Card Payments, So They Took My Guitar Away Blues'. I'll be performing it a cappella.'

'He's is in a bad mood tonight!'

"You don't need a doctor to look at your throat, you need a CHOIRPRACTOR."

"Sopranos", "Tenors", "Basses"

"I am sorry. I'm going to have to let you go. You just can't seem to learn the words."

The Corus.

Sir Oliver Murgatroyd

I am a bass/baritone/tenor.

'Can he play anything else besides 'Kitten on the Keys'?'

Formula One car models

A little night music...

"I don't get you. You can soft shoe, play the ukulele and juggle, but you can't fetch a pair of slippers."

'Oh hell, there's a jam ahead!'

"No, this is the choir, NOT your backup group."

Fa la la la la la la la la la!