80s Sitcom Enthusiast Prints

"The tower wants to know our position and our status and which 80s sitcom character we are."

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

"Well the good news is that after the reorganisation you'll be leading the team."

"Do you know any other songs besides the theme to The Andy Griffin Show?"

'A sitcom has to be quirky or formulaic. There is no middle way.'

"I don't know if I can do 'Gilmore Girls' today. I'm not sure I'm feeling up for anything involving witty yet poignant repartee."

Man hitting a TV and going out of focus himself.

'It was a very strange divorce — the judge got custody of my wife.'

Polterguest: "When is your brother going to leave? He's driving me crazy!"

"They don't call them reruns anymore...they call them deja-views."

'Confused about your future, depressed, lacking confidence, not sure who you can trust...I'd suggest you avoid any election news and watch modern family instead.'

"Being married to her was the most miserable experience of my life, but I was able to develop a sitcom out of it."

Skater dude.

'That's not funny, Fred.'

"This now concludes our broadcast day."

"No, Barbara, this wouldn't make a great 'Seinfeld' episode!"

"Could you speed it up a little, the 'Seinfeld' marathon starts in five minutes."

Life is better with a laugh track and graphics.

'Yes sire, we are dealing with your invoice at this very minute.'

'Last night Gary put me in an impossible position.'

"Don't go all retro on me - we're supposed to keep moving forwards."

"Congratulations! It's a sitcom!"

'Funny, it usually works OK after you've given it a hefty kick.'

'Think how funny this would all be on a TV sitcom.'

Human Resources want to knw why you called the job 'deputy logistics facilitation support worker'...because it sounded better than 'skivvy'.

Mensans Behaving Badly