80s Memorabilia Collector Pillows

"How many times do I have to tell you, mister? We don't carry 3-D comics anymore."

"I'm trying to lure in Generation X-ers. They're the new sandwich generation. They're sandwiched between caring for their kids and caring for their parents. So they drink lots and lots of coffee."

Replica Football Merchandise

"Are we interested in a meticulously detailed, genuine silver coin, issued and authenticated by the Franklin Mint, honoring whichever schmuck wins?"

"We'd love to, but we had too much wine and cheese in the eighties."

Skater dude.

Ron and Nancy Reagan.

"Timmy discovers the Island of Lost Logos."

"Don't go all retro on me - we're supposed to keep moving forwards."

Larvae Lamps.

"Do you see this amazing comic book? Do you know this is the first appearance of Thor? Do you know how much this is worth? Do you know how much trouble you'll be in if you ever touch this?"

"But after awhile it just turned into one of those cheezy 1980's summer movies."

"Today the American public at long last O.D.'d on Pee-wee Herman, briefly settled its attention on Bruce Willis, then finally decided to embrace an all-new, revitalized, state-of-the-art Richard Nixon."

"It's that scratch music."

'80's Cow

Ebenezer Scrooge is visited by the Ghost of Christmas 1985.

"Lot 212. A pair of Lord Archer's pants..."

"...Even Death himself went through a 'Glam Reaper' phase."

80's Teen

Sting - Ray - Sting - Ray - Bananarama

Laundry in the 80's.