80's Music T-Shirts

"I'm trying to lure in Generation X-ers. They're the new sandwich generation. They're sandwiched between caring for their kids and caring for their parents. So they drink lots and lots of coffee."

"Shouldn't you boys be out fighting crime somewhere?" "Yeah, yeah, whatever." "I could use another beer while you're up." "I ain't goin' on no airplane!" "Anyone pay the cable bill?" The A-Hole Team

Skater dude.

"It's me. I was going through a 'Bon Jovi Phase.'"

"Don't go all retro on me - we're supposed to keep moving forwards."

"Today the American public at long last O.D.'d on Pee-wee Herman, briefly settled its attention on Bruce Willis, then finally decided to embrace an all-new, revitalized, state-of-the-art Richard Nixon."

"The board wants me to retire. They offered me a golden parachute pants deal."

The Cash Pointer Sisters

"It's that scratch music."

Pasta of the Eighties

"So your patient is suing you because he's become addicted to love under your care. How much 80's music do you play in your office?"

Sting - Ray - Sting - Ray - Bananarama

80's Teen

'80's Cow

"When we implant your pacemaker, we can, for a modest additional fee, also implant your beeper."

Chamaeleon at doctors - 'I'm worried about my karma.'

Laundry in the 80's.

"We should do something crazy...like growing our hair long like rock stars from the old days!"

'Those shell suits are just sooo 1980's!' - hermit crab in crab meat tin criticises one in a shell

'This is my original eighties designer stubble.'

A very,very,very funny cartoon if read in 1985: 'I got my neon shoelaces caught in my Rubik's Cube and it took me an hour and a half to tie my shoes!'