70s Music Gifts

"No,he's got Thursday night fever, you get everything cheaper midweek.."

Keith Richards

"Like Bob Dylan said, 'You don't know what you've got til it's gone."

'I still love those classic solos from the 70s - but who has the time?'

"I can't go for that, no, no..."

"The weatherman said dress for the mid 70's. Bob was elated." "Much. Too. Sexy."

Music to drive ( others mad) to...

'I'm too hot to trot.'

"The next song was sixties anthem for the youth subculture of revolution, anarchy and anti-establishment...and can now be heard in elevators worldwide."

In case of funky emergency, break glass

"Unfortunately, father never quite got over being asked to reform the band for Live Aid in the '80s."

"1972: Kim and Doug invited us to their key party... Sounds groovy! 2017: We just got an evite from Kim and Doug to join them on an ayahuasca retreat in Peru... Tommy starts hockey and my father is about to die—no way."

Austin Powers

Solar Flares

Dr. Elwood prescribes 500 mg of dancing for Barry's disco fever.

'I'm afraid it doesn't look good Ma'am. Your husband's got 'Saturday Night Fever.'

70s Night.

Still life on Mars.

1870's disco

"Phew! It's only Saturday night fever."

"Forget it, Jake. It's Funkytown."

'This just arrived on the midnight train from Georgia.'

"Many of the dioramas were completely renovated in the '70's."

"What's Your Problem, Man?"

Er! Exactly when was this 'dress for success' book you've been readng written?

'Granddad was a hippie before he became a baker!'

"Dexter has never ceased to be a big Abba fan!"

'You can always tell the '70s angels by their wide, polyester wings,'

Village People Auditions.

"This foxy mama is ready to boogy oogy oogy!"

"I rang up an Escort Agency and they brought round a 70's retro car."

"I knew you'd like it."

"I recall losing respect for the 1970s when I got a mood ring and pet rock for my birthday."

A sign out front of the center for disease control reads:' Boogie fever is back!!'