70s Glam Enthusiast Gifts

"It turns out you're not A, B or AB but the much rarer ABBA blood group."

"The weatherman said dress for the mid 70's. Bob was elated." "Much. Too. Sexy."

The Missing Sock Returns

'I'm too hot to trot.'

"You've got night fever."

Austin Powers

Psyche Delia

The African Plains during the 70's.

Wild and crazy salmon

Dr. Elwood prescribes 500 mg of dancing for Barry's disco fever.

Modern day mirror.

A Head-Dress in 1777

'I'm afraid it doesn't look good Ma'am. Your husband's got 'Saturday Night Fever.'

Bell Bottom Pants

70s Night.

"We had an expert restore all the original shag carpeting."

Fishman disco dances in the light of a lighthouse with a disco ball.

Portrait of Bette Davis

"The only thing I regret about the past is smelling patchouli!"

'Granddad was a hippie before he became a baker!'

Er! Exactly when was this 'dress for success' book you've been readng written?

'And to think, in the 70s we were wearing pants that flared at the bottom.'

"What's Your Problem, Man?"

"Dexter has never ceased to be a big Abba fan!"

"Forget it, Jake. It's Funkytown."

'You can always tell the '70s angels by their wide, polyester wings,'

"Many of the dioramas were completely renovated in the '70's."

'I'd have to say you've been exposed to extremely high levels of polyester.'

Belling the Cat

"I want to study you a moment as you are."

"I rang up an Escort Agency and they brought round a 70's retro car."

Keith Richards

1973: Movember

"Look, Baldo! It's the new Santa album."

"I knew you'd like it."