70s Fashion Gifts

Wordilly Durdillies - Saturday night beaver

"The weatherman said dress for the mid 70's. Bob was elated." "Much. Too. Sexy."

'I'm too hot to trot.'

Music to drive ( others mad) to...

"Sitting on a beanbag doesn't take me back to the seventies- it just makes me wonder how I'm ever going to get up again."

In case of funky emergency, break glass

Space hopper as a bouncer of a nightclub

Cat protests, with sign reading 'Legalise catnip!'.

"Unfortunately, father never quite got over being asked to reform the band for Live Aid in the '80s."

"1972: Kim and Doug invited us to their key party... Sounds groovy! 2017: We just got an evite from Kim and Doug to join them on an ayahuasca retreat in Peru... Tommy starts hockey and my father is about to die—no way."

'I still love those classic solos from the 70s - but who has the time?'

The African Plains during the 70's.

"Face it, Tim, that cute little Pet Rock you bought in 1976 is now a full-grown boulder - it's time to set him free!"

Wooly mammoth. Polyester Mammoth.

'It's the sixties, they want their shirt back!'

1870's disco

Seventies heartthrob

"The only thing I regret about the past is smelling patchouli!"

"I can't go for that, no, no..."

'This just arrived on the midnight train from Georgia.'

'And to think, in the 70s we were wearing pants that flared at the bottom.'

"What's Your Problem, Man?"

"Dexter has never ceased to be a big Abba fan!"

High Platform Diving

"It's that scratch music."

"Welcome to my private hell."

Keith Richards

1973: Movember

"I knew you'd like it."

Belling the Cat

"No,he's got Thursday night fever, you get everything cheaper midweek.."

A sign out front of the center for disease control reads:' Boogie fever is back!!'