60th Birthday T-Shirts

Over 60's night - "You have beautiful teeth. What do you soak them in?"

'Sixty has come at a bad time!'

'60 is the new 40.'

"I'm having myself sculpted in bronze for you sixtieth birthday."

"Apparently, 60 is the new dead."

'I suppose I must be grateful he remembers my birthday at all!'

60th Birthday of Angela Merkel

Sixty

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

Bitchbark Canoe

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

'I sent out for everything.'

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

Tartine

"Young Frankenstein"

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

Robot Parts $5

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

City Zoo: Day Care