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Jesus Feeds the 5K

"Sure - After the aggressive guys wear it all out!"

"I wonder how many people are claiming to be your messiah right now?"

Drive-thru Church

7 can't-miss prayers to insure that your team wins.

Vicar wearing sunglasses.

"I've accepted him as my personal trainer."

"Any other reason for your disappointment with God other than your team has never won a Superbowl?"

Sunday Sermon: Does God Prefer Particular Sports Teams?

Olympic Torch Training

'Are we having fun yet?'

Testing the water temperature in the font.

"It's right about here that my socks fall down."

'Oh, oh! They're going to give it to us with both barrels!'

"And a source said let there be light."

'That's my last signing of the cross if you're going to double-cross me like that!'

'Thou shalt worship the one true God, although at this moment, I'm obliged to point out that other Gods are available...'

Bible Weights

"He refuses to even consider getting an agent until our house has been on the market 700 days."

"Finally - a faith-based initiative I can embrace."

Woman inspiring herself by chasing after a sign that says 'Size 2'.

"Have a banana."

Slippery underfoot

The pope.

"Say, Coach. . . since we always get beat by 40 points or more, it might make more sense to hold our moment of prayer before the game, not after."

Fat man in car to fat friend: 'Alright mate, fancy a lift to the gym?'

Our grandfathers called it the Sabbath, our fathers called it Sunday... And we call it the weekend.

"I'm trying to decide whether to focus on bodybuilding or on running...what do you think Andrea?

"But if You create them in Your image, how will they tell each other apart?"

New Pope.