50s Nostalgia Buff Gifts

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

Balloon Kids

'I need to start dancing to the beat of a different drum.'

Rock and roll singer with old mike and three backing singers.

"I wanted a balloon puppy, not a balloon vision of my sad corporate future."

Mick Jagger at 95.

"The computers are down. You'll just have to suffer and go outside and play."

Pamela Anderson Ward.

'Cookery is the new rock n' roll'

SHRUNKEN ID STRIP#1Post modernism "so 90's"

'Previously on 'Mummies and Daddies...''

That's what I call Flour Power!

'Mom calls this a diary where you write private thoughts no one else can see. What fun is that?'

"I'm all shook up."

The Heptathlon

'I've been unfaithful to you - last night I slept with my train set.'

'Romeo and Julient 1990's, hi,Dean...yo,Sharon'

Martha Stewart's punishment - "Well, if you ask me, it might have been worse. The court could have sentenced me to watch all my old television programs."

'Joy, do me a favor. . . call my pager number. . . I wanna make sure it works. Wait 'til I go into the living room.'

James Brown's Soul Train.

"Ah, Mr Connery. I've been expecting you."

Sony Dorkman

'It took us a long time, but we finally made it -- take us to Mork and Mindy.'

'Disgusting! It's a blow-by-blow description of an episode of Terry and June.'

'I can fix the fuzziness and the vertical hold, but I can't do anything about Chris Matthews.'

"One, one Milky Way! Two, two Milky Ways! Three, three Milky Ways! Four Milky Ways! Ah ah ah!!!!!"

He used to do his own thing. Now they expect him to do someone else's thing.