4x4 Competitor Prints

My Dad's SUV guzzles less gas than your dad's SUV!'

Actual Extent Of Doug's Off - Road Adventures (Touching the kerb)

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

Golf Hole at bottom of lake.

Danth battle?

The Cricketer and the Golfer

"Looks like somebody brought a blanky to a pillow fight."

"An object of love that you can get inside, totally inside."

'The kids take it very seriously - I'm sure it's their father's fault.'

'I'm racing him in the 4.30.'

'No, it doesn't have to snow for Santa to get here. He probably drives a big four-wheel-drive SUV ... '

Pole jumper about to land on a giant whoopi cushion.

"I carefully examine the data for March madness brackets and every year I lose to Anita, who picks by uniform colors."

"Jones ... don't use that 'I'm only human' excuse with me again!"

Skateboard Olympics.

'By the way, no one has ever beaten me and lived to tell about it.'

"Calm down, I'm just using the rules of modern competition."

'Make no mistake Wetherall, it's a jungle out there.'

"The Hare's demanding a dope test !"

A Man mixing up his sports.

"Better - but it was still too obvious when you went for the pine tar under your hat."

"Getting back across the road is gonna be the hard part."

'Oh, yeah? Well, my dad can pretend to beat up your dad!'

Later accounts would call it the Greatest Water Battle of All Time,

'This information is on a need-to-screw-others basis.'

Rugger.

Umbrella fight.

Who said, women are no-good at boxing?

Space Hopper Rodeo

Runner with a kick-starter.

"That settles it, John! We're getting this bike a tune-up!"

Jeep

'You can't call it a fluke after forty-three wins.'