3d Printing Pun Lover Gifts

"Gwen, call the employment agency back, please, we just created our first 3-D employee!"

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

"Your vocabulary is enlarged."

'I see adventure in your future. Yes. You're going to be a culinary adventure.'

Carpool lane (a car driving into a long pool).

The marketing is out there now. People all know the pizzas are prepared on the premises. So why no customers?

A Brain Drain

Kind- hearted, nature-loving Jeff built a new improved bird table.

"Pretty impressive for a product of a 3-D printer."

'The chef is just making your cheesecake now, sir.'

Tunnel of Accountants: "You've been selected for a random audit."

'I'm writing you a prescription for some people soup.'

"I wish I'd never bought Harold that 3-D printer."

"And another thing, it's real cool in the summer!"

'You see Mum, I told you that if I can spin a web, I can do 3D-printing...'

'When a 3D printer can make a hamburger, I'll get one.'

Gun Control Rally

"Sorry, the only way we can afford a 3D printer, is if it can print some bearer bonds."

"When you think of it, all you really need is one 3D printer to start manufacturing them yourself!"

"You say we're running low on stock? Couldn't we just print out some new ones?"

"Call the staffing agency and cancel. I made this guy with a 3-D Printer."

'According to his will, Tiddles left the bulk of his estate to himself. Because, he still has eight lives left.'

'In the circumstances, I think we should skip the housewarming party.'

"I washed my kilt last night , now I can't do a fling with it!"

"Having a baby will ruin my figure, so Tom and I are making one with a 3D printer."

"I've scanned all our clothes into our computer and emailed them to the hotel we'll be staying at."

'I collect a different type of oil painting.'

"We want him to skip joined-up writing and get straight on to 3D printing."

"I said, ‘I hit on your sister!’"

"Waiter, there aren't any flies in my soup!"

'You give me goose bumps!'