3-d Dreamer Pillows

'Joyce, you've gotta see this! This 3-D large screen HD TV is amazing!'

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

How we imagined A.I. in 1977. . . How it's looking today. . .

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

'Dad's bedtime story was decent, but the special effects were non-existent.'

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

Schrodinger's Black Box

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

Epic Battles

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."

'I considered running away, but since I'll probably be living at home until I'm 38, it's a bad career move.'

"Do you ever feel like you were meant for something else?"

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

"Well, you say it's wrong, but it could be correct in an alternative universe."

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

Beat Fatigue - Stay in Bed.

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'

'In the alternate universe I've come up with, everything would be exactly the same except cats would bark.'

'Don't take this the wrong way, Honey, but not only have I decided to hibernate this year, but I want to hibernate in the spare room...'

Sleeping Beauty.

'All right. I'll count sheep, but I thought we were cattlemen.'

Angel Music

'Man asleep in double bed with a pencil.'