20th Century Admirer Mugs

Sidney Franklin & Ernest Hemingway

Picasso: The Early Years

"I was going to call it 'Empty Plinth', but then I settled on 'Winter's Smile'...I wanted to capture the 'nothingness' of an 'absence of anything'..."

Cats at private view

"OK, last time: Cado teak lounge chair from Denmark – me. Doggy bed – you."

"I just cleaned that glass! How can it already be covered in nose prints?!"

"Picasso: Post cataract surgery."

"Sometimes, Cheryl, I wonder why you only invite me along to cocktail parties."

"Feel better, dear?"

Sold! For £42,000 to the... No wait - it's the wrong way round!

'Welcome to the house warming! The map points out what is furniture and what is sculpture.'

"It's wonderful, darling. It really says Manhattan."

Master Artists' Computer Graphics: Michelangelo's 'God's Creation of the Adam Computer.'

The evidence destroyed

Thermidor Dali

The Epsom Derby - Omnibus in Motion

The Grecian Bend - Women's Fashion

Artists Cats

'I like the frame.'

Natürlich verstehst du es nicht. Er ist ein Künstler für Künstler.

"Happy Birthday - I saw this and thought of you."

Illustration for 'Six Weeks at Heppenheim'.

Thermidor Dali

Mid-century Father

Man admires his Cubist Painting.

Modern Portrait Gallery

"I call it Distressed Feline."

Understanding art.

Madonna and Child, 2008

Overdoing it.

"While, yes, I could produce those strokes, I lack the context to position an image in the ongoing conversation of contemporary art as enclosed by capitalist forces."

'Newgate - Exercise Yard'

"There you go bra. Double flat white and homage to Rothko's Seagram series."

Milly and the Student