1980s Fashion Fan T-Shirts

"That bluish layer there is an accumulation of denim jackets from the Eightiezoic Era."

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

"I'm just saying, maybe we wouldn't need the swords if we didn't wear these clothes."

"He's deliciously vintage."

'We're the first film ever in HD 3-D DOUBLE D!'

The Dandy

"This afternoon, we'll be turning our attention to Guess jeans."

"Trust me, detainee orange is going to be huge this fall."

Bernice Mountain Dog

"I'm pretty sure the middle-aged upper-arm jiggle is the one thing there's not a niche market for."

Woman and a Mexican hat.

Who'd have guessed that the season's mast have item would be big springy shoes.

"I believe in consistent branding."

Strange man has a nose monocle.

'It's called a 'hat' -- you tip it to women instead of hitting them over the head with a club.'

'I can't understand it, every time I wear a tuxedo, I wake up the next day with a blinding headache.'

Masked Ball

Hired Morning Suit

Victorian Secret

'Dang it! The gals out here leave little to a feller's imagination.'

Ron and Nancy Reagan.

"Changing room, my foot! You're still a grump."

"If you buy all three, we throw in the fourth boot for free."

"I can't right now. My spurs are stuck together."

'We have to move again -- I've worn out all the banks in town.'