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"Sidney bought that jacket when it was morning in America."

For years Melenie stayed home waiting for the stirrup cords revival.

"I'm trying to lure in Generation X-ers. They're the new sandwich generation. They're sandwiched between caring for their kids and caring for their parents. So they drink lots and lots of coffee."

Swing dancers.

Space hopper as a bouncer of a nightclub

"You've got night fever."

The Mods and Rockers feud had got out of hand

'I was 'Sweatin' To The Oldies', and I flipped over on my back!'

Wild and crazy salmon

Skater dude.

Jeffrey N.: The Guy who managed to get the lead out of his pants, but they were still the wrong pants.

"It's me. I was going through a 'Bon Jovi Phase.'"

"Don't go all retro on me - we're supposed to keep moving forwards."

"We had an expert restore all the original shag carpeting."

"I'm puzzled as to why we're not making much progress on your seventies-phobia."

Teddy boy's picnic

"Today the American public at long last O.D.'d on Pee-wee Herman, briefly settled its attention on Bruce Willis, then finally decided to embrace an all-new, revitalized, state-of-the-art Richard Nixon."

"We’re off to happy hour. Where are you headed?" "1987. For cheaper gas, a better hairline and quieter knees."

"Those '70s flashbacks scare the Bee-Gees-us out of me."

"It's that scratch music."

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1973: Movember

'Well, Dan, all of your scratching makes sense now: You have hippies.'

"I knew you'd like it."