1970s Style Historian Mugs

"The weatherman said dress for the mid 70's. Bob was elated." "Much. Too. Sexy."

Music to drive ( others mad) to...

'I'm too hot to trot.'

"Sitting on a beanbag doesn't take me back to the seventies- it just makes me wonder how I'm ever going to get up again."

In case of funky emergency, break glass

Space hopper as a bouncer of a nightclub

"Unfortunately, father never quite got over being asked to reform the band for Live Aid in the '80s."

"1972: Kim and Doug invited us to their key party... Sounds groovy! 2017: We just got an evite from Kim and Doug to join them on an ayahuasca retreat in Peru... Tommy starts hockey and my father is about to die—no way."

Austin Powers

The African Plains during the 70's.

"Face it, Tim, that cute little Pet Rock you bought in 1976 is now a full-grown boulder - it's time to set him free!"

Solar Flares

"Norman still has seventies flashbacks sometimes."

Lady visiting the 1862 International Exhibition fands that the omnibuses ruin her crinolines

"Er! Exactly when was this 'dress for success' book you've been reading written?"

1870's disco

The Marcel Wave

'Is there a doctor in the house other than Doctor Love?'

Seventies heartthrob

70s Night.

"What's Your Problem, Man?"

"Many of the dioramas were completely renovated in the '70's."

'And to think, in the 70s we were wearing pants that flared at the bottom.'

An old man and young man who are mirror images of each other pass on a street

High Platform Diving

"The only thing I regret about the past is smelling patchouli!"

"Forget it, Jake. It's Funkytown."

"Dexter has never ceased to be a big Abba fan!"

'I'd have to say you've been exposed to extremely high levels of polyester.'

New York, London, Paris, Munich, Everybody Talk About Pop Music

"The most wonderful thing is it meets every government regulation and requirement."

Belling the Cat

"This foxy mama is ready to boogy oogy oogy!"

'80's Cow