1970s Music Pillows

"I knew you'd like it."

"The weatherman said dress for the mid 70's. Bob was elated." "Much. Too. Sexy."

Music to drive ( others mad) to...

'I'm too hot to trot.'

"Sitting on a beanbag doesn't take me back to the seventies- it just makes me wonder how I'm ever going to get up again."

In case of funky emergency, break glass

Space hopper as a bouncer of a nightclub

"1972: Kim and Doug invited us to their key party... Sounds groovy! 2017: We just got an evite from Kim and Doug to join them on an ayahuasca retreat in Peru... Tommy starts hockey and my father is about to die—no way."

"Unfortunately, father never quite got over being asked to reform the band for Live Aid in the '80s."

Austin Powers

'I still love those classic solos from the 70s - but who has the time?'

"Face it, Tim, that cute little Pet Rock you bought in 1976 is now a full-grown boulder - it's time to set him free!"

Solar Flares

Dr. Elwood prescribes 500 mg of dancing for Barry's disco fever.

1870's disco

70s Night.

Still life on Mars.

Seventies heartthrob

"Phew! It's only Saturday night fever."

'This just arrived on the midnight train from Georgia.'

'Granddad was a hippie before he became a baker!'

"I can't go for that, no, no..."

High Platform Diving

"Forget it, Jake. It's Funkytown."

"Dexter has never ceased to be a big Abba fan!"

"What's Your Problem, Man?"

"Many of the dioramas were completely renovated in the '70's."

Village People Auditions.

'I'd have to say you've been exposed to extremely high levels of polyester.'

"I rang up an Escort Agency and they brought round a 70's retro car."

Keith Richards