18th Century Aficionado Pillows

"Hey, so sorry to do this - Do you think we could push to Pistols at Two?"

The DaVinci Code

"The trend in tough economic times is to put off everything that doesn't require immediate action ? as this chart shows."

'Now, keep in mind that these numbers are only as accurate as the fictitious data, ludicrous assumptions and wishful thinking they're based upon!'

Second hand furniture.

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

"When are they going to change the 'feature'?"

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

High Riders of the Old West

'You'll enjoy our staff meetings. We always begin and end with the product.'

Leonardo Da Vinci paints a selfie

'I'd like to match this credenza.'

'I think they're up to something.'

'Mona Lisa, would it make you happy if I gave you a foot massage every night?'

Swells - Men's Fashion

'This book is so rare it's never been published.'

'Gerald was stripping some old wallpaper, and there it was - Leonard Da Vinci's lost fresco ‘The Battle of Anghiari'.'

He's the first Master Sculptor since the Renaissance also trained as a Mohel.

Fellow Sheep of the Ring

'Not gruel, stupid! -- I said find the GRAIL!'

'Have you any idea just how little this is worth?'

The latest in Eyewear.

Stubborn Horses

Trilby - 'Dodor in his glory'.

Petrarch

NeighWoof.

"We received another message from that scoundrel Robin Hood, sire!"

'Could you tone down the smile just a little?'

"Expedition log #57: Like the rest of the week, I expect today will be another uneventful day."

'You might want to try another photographer, Sire. This one tends to cut the heads off.'

"Call yourself a fortune teller? I've never even heard of the Cairo museum!"