18-hole Strategist T-Shirts

"Not sure why you want to work on your slice, it looks fine to me."

A fight in the Boardroom.

"'Quid pro quo' is a no-no, Bradbury. Around here we say 'reciprocal altruism'."

'Ah, Galagher, we made good use of your proposal.'

"...but the big question is, does the competition know that we don't know what we don't know?"

After a day long meeting, the decision, as usual, is made in the hallway.

"I'd say this pair of sixes beats your hand."

Sweep the board.

'Our problem is how to lower quality while raising prices...'

Funky Facts: Football.

"Peterson proposes we move out of the mountains."

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"

Target your customer.

"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

'She'll never look for me here.'

'You should have taken up the game earlier.'

"Now I'll demonstrate how, with a minimum of capital investment, you can make a mountain out of a molehill!"

'What are we, wimps? Are we gonna let a bunch of rabbits push us all over the field? Come on, big guys.'

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

'We took the old plan, folded in half, and now it's the new plan.'

Maybe it's now time to review our customer care strategy!"

"Okay, I'll renew your contract and raise you five sick days."

'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.'

Game changing

"It's not bulls**t if we call it strategy."

Business Target

'At least we don't have to accomplish anything in order to go to a bowl game.'

'We're well positioned, but we lack leadership.'

"When it comes to online marketing, I'm puzzled."

'Good news from the field, sire! Attila did not like the referee's call, so he's folding up his tents, taking his ball and going home!'