Milk Alternative Adventurer Prints

"One skinny latte, and is that with almond milk, coconut milk, soya milk..."

'So glad you could make our vegetarian BBQ.'

"I'm afraid it's not cheese, it's 'cheese-like'."

"You had me at alternative milk."

Anti-inflammation recipes

International House of Excrement

'New Barbeque.'

"Soy milk and rice milk are okay but I prefer grape milk.".

The mission: Impossible burger.

'The Ailing Matisse tries cutting out meat and dairy products.'

"We’re trying to inject a little pastoralism into our lives."

"How am I supposed to trust my gut when it can't even handle a little dairy?"

Odd Spas

'Advanced warning: High cholesterol 10mtrs ahead.'

The First Vegetarians.

"It may not be the lowest cal, but it's low enough cal for me."

'I don't care if we mostly eat protein - on a hot day like this I have a craving for ice cream.'

The early days of tofurkey.

'We're starting a new diet today -- do you want your tofu scrambled or fried?'

'It's time for drastic measures - I'm taking you off food and putting you on chew toys.'

I find that I can cut back on calories if I use only one chopstick.

Go Veggie...

"My doctor suggested I get less fat in my diet."

"You're the one who wanted to go someplace off the beaten track - you ask him what's gluten free."

'There's nothing in gay non smoking... but I can give you an aisle seat in vegetarian bikers.'

Obese Hansel and Grettle

"More protein? How about some veggies once in a while?"

'His snacks and his meals are beginning to OVERLAP!'

"What the ... this is rootbeer."

"There's no such thing as a vegan flytrap."

"I'm in the mood for meat."

What to serve to meet most dietary restrictions

"I'm pretty sure the alcohol neutralizes the gluten."

"No fog lips, rat guts or bat teeth? I hate going vegan!"

For once, I'd like to order a non-soy-based tofu substitute. No more health food. I have Tofurkey.