Humor And Economics Enthusiast Pillows

How to profit by not buying books.

"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

"DeepSeek" "Stargate"

Entering the Business Community: Assets/Liabilities

"Unfortunately, the consumer was not as demanding as we had hoped."

"Do you promise to love, honour and contribute to the gross national product?"

"We were able to retire 6 years early by canceling cable & eliminating anything fun."

"The economy always seems to be recovering, but it never recovers."

Will work for ETFs

'...And here we have the 'Laugher Curve.''

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

'The good news is, we did as well as expected last quarter. The bad news is, we didn't expect to do too well.'

Thanks to the financial business scientists know it for sure now - Black Holes really exist!

"O.K. he's a billionaire, but how much of it is in cash?"

'He's downgrading the credit agencies.'

"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."

G7 Summit Concern

Fiscal cliff - US dollar falling over the edge.

"Basically, your new job here at the Treasury Department implementing the bailout is simple, Grayson, just grab and armful of money and run..."

'Pretty strange term, market share, considering the whole object is not to.'

Economy - USA.

Crony Capitalism (Always Follow the Money Trail)

Slipping and sliding down the slope...

'The Great Depression? Didn't they have Prozac then?'

'This is where I hang out until bullishness makes a comeback.'

The Greek Trampoline

"For details on the bear market, here's a bear..."

I'm over-educated and under-employed. That's why there's no MIDDLE class anymore.

"It looks like a perfectly balanced system to me."

'It's cheaper than gas.'

"Maybe the unseen hand of the market will change the diaper."

Bernard Madhoff $50-billion Ponzi financial scheme.

"I don't like the look of this."